Sunday, September 2, 2007

Nonsense Story Meme: You Figure it Out!

Kathleen over at Diary of a Heretic sent me this nonsense story meme...I don't know...seems pretty logical to me... :)

Here are the rules from Gracie's site.
1. Copy and paste the story below, and the rules, on your blog.
2. Find out who you're going to tag. (2-3 people, or more, if you wish)
3. Write one or two sentences to continue the story, and use the titles of the blogs you're tagging or any word(s) associated with them as keywords in the links you include in your part of the story.
4. Remember to tell your taggees that you've tagged them!
5. Feel free to use this and start your own viral link story. I'd very much appreciate a link back to Mother's Home! if you do. (Or a tag, if you prefer!)

Here's the beginning:

Mother's Home! the cave troll yelled. I have been out all day strangling chickens like CRAZY! for the evil Empress. All i want now is a MOment to myself, but i keep getting Linda talking Drivel, but that is better than a certain someone Mooing. Then suddenly what should appear but the NOT evil Empress and all her strangled chickens and Mags cooked them all up and made us a lovely cake to eat. Gracie wanted all the cake for herself but the NOT evil Empress was able to hack off a good sized slab for herself!!! Ha ha ha, Gracie belched loudly after eating all the scrumptious cake that Mags had baked and watched Callie scrappin' with Sarge about who was gonna win Big Brother 8. Sarge started humming "Dixie," and almost choked on the bite of cake in his mouth! So he got some coffee to go to wash down the cake. The coffee helped a bit but he had to vocalize before he started singing again so he began, "Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi..."

...who heard him all the way from Bloggingham Palace and said, "Where is that awful noise coming from? Is there a sick wailing Wacky Mom loose in the woods?" She said, "I'll bet Songbird can teach him to sing!" but she was busy BONDing in the desert with Kathleen who sat writing heresy in her diary. She was absolutely no help. So Mi-Mi asked Kat to put him on the PP&P list to save his sorry soul. Alas, Ralph the Airhead made a new batch but the Patti-cakes fell in Polliwog's Pond and nobody got to eat cake after all! It was all Bee's fault (somehow). Feeling sorry for herself, she pranced over to Odat's for a dance but she only heard strange mumbling...

That mumbling, however, resulted from The Alien Next Door trying to clone Justin Stanely’s Weblog. The meticulous and risky cloning occurred throughout several millennia, past, present, and future. Or so it seemed; no one could keep count. It was just too much. The mind-numbing years had finally sublimed the earth into a pristine Bobbarama. All well and good, said Bob, but whatever happened to the rules? Before anyone got hurt, however, enough stars fell and crashed to alert Sci-Fi Girl, who grabbed her laptop and returned to the woods, where Mimi's Dating Profile popped up, allowing a lion to lie happily next to a lamb…

Now, the insane writer burst into the forest, kissing the dogwood and sat on the lion, spinning tales about sci-fi girl's boyfriend, sci-fi guy, who had his eye on [her] DNA, which he was hoping to sell for anything goes. But just then the mad goat lady and the drowsey monkey pranced into the forest and sang a truly quiet symphony, which annoyed the insane writer.

"What's that funky sound?" screamed sci-fi guy.

"Well, it sure isn't a raspberry-latte!" grumbled the insane writer. "Get a grip, sci-fi guy! You're my main character! I expect you to know how to split an atom! Ignore that woman and her indolent pet! Now, go and do your dastardly thing!"

12 comments:

Nick Phillips, MY said...

Hi, thanx for the tag. I like this tag. I will definitely participate :)

WalksFarWoman said...

Hi Nina!
If this meme didn't have the word 'nonsense' in it I would have told you to get on your moon buggy! But since 'nonsense' is my specialist subject I shall willingly astound you - or is that make an utter fool of myself?! :)

Stine said...

This is so much fun! Love to go 'round and see how the stories progress!

kathleenmaher said...

Thanks for carrying the ball Nina!
(and also for alerting me to broken link--it's fixed.)
K

sfgirl said...

HAR! I see several of you have taken up the challenge! I shall enjoy journeying with you! Let me know when you post.

Mimi Lenox said...

Oooohhhh....this is getting good. I'm on the trail....

CHESSNOID said...

Very interesting site. Good viral tag, too. =)

zephyr01 said...

Nina you are priceless!! This is great!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

This meme looks a lot of fun!

DrowseyMonkey said...

Okay, this is new to me...I've never even heard of a Meme before! Can't say for sure I can, but I will try! :-) Thanks!

sfgirl said...

Go, Drowsey! I know you can do it!

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