Canadian, Please

Says Huffington Post:

Move over, Gangnam Style. Canadian Dance Moves is moving in. A hokey dance video that may rival the Korean viral hit has surfaced on YouTube.
Canadian Dance Moves is an endearing homage to our country’s wholesome personality. It showcases moves dubbed The Lumberjack, The Friendly Backpacker and our personal favourite, Carry The Two-Four. Plus they're easy to bust out on the dance floor -- or on the Grouse Grind in North Van, or on the frozen Rideau Canal in Ottawa, or maybe backpacking in Italy. You know, wherever the mood to dance Canadian strikes.
Liam Kearney, a digital production co-ordinator, his girlfriend Stina Dios, and Jeff Higgins created the video in Toronto over a few days. Kearney says the biggest expense was a pair of $25 red pants.

Lyrics (by Gunnarolla):

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

Even if in winter things tend to freeze

We've got the world monopoly on trees

And our country's bordered on by three different seas

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

We invented the zipper, we've go expertise

We made insulin to combat disease

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

Brits have got the monarchy

The US has the money

But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese

Koalas chill with the Aussies

But I know that you wanna be Canadian

Et si ce n'était pas assez

On a deux langues officielles:

L'anglais et le français

Oohlala... 

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

Where else do you find mountain police

Or go to the hospital and not pay fees

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

And when freshwater is in high demand

We've got the world's largest supply on hand

So you know that we could make a pretty good friend

But it's even better if you can be...

Brits have got the monarchy

The US has the money

But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese

Koalas chill with the Aussies

But I know that you wanna be Canadian

So you're thinking to yourself,

"How do I live in this beautiful country?"

Well, we've got some steps for you to follow...

STEP ONE: lose the gun

STEP TWO: buy a canoe

STEP THREE: live multiculturally

STEP FOUR: you're ready; there is no more!

We got beavers, caribou and moose

We got buffalos, bears and Canadian goose

And we're sorry about Celine Dion

But she did do that good song by James Cameron...

Brits have got the monarchy

The US has the money

But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese

Koalas chill with the Aussies

But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The Greeks chilled out with Socrates

Can't build a wall like the Chinese

But I know that you wanna be Canadian

In Kenya they have safaries

We've missed lots of other countries

But I know that you wanna be Canadian!