LOLcats…LOLnina

It’s my birthday today … and I’ve decided to express the REAL me…

A friend of mine recently gave me a rather rude birthday card that described an Aries (the ram) person a little too well. Giving me the card suggested that I was possibly some or ALL of these things…

The card listed these traits: restless, reckless, impatient, temperamental, opinionated, BOSSY, lustful, impulsive, headstrong, blunt, brash, jealous, self-centered, impetuous, irresponsible, quick-tempered, self-indulgent, confident, competitive, argumentative, self-absorbed, volatile…

Well, she REALLY DOESN’T KNOW ME AT ALL! (big pout…stomps foot)

For instance, where does it say in there about my incridibl inteligenz?

Or that I’m a gifted guitar player and can sing "Bobby Magee" with a raunchy voice?

Or that I can speak three languages well and four languages terribly?

Or how I can even get the mailman to laugh?

Or that I’m destined for greatness and will likely become famous on the planet Vega 11209 for my incredible LOLquotes?

Or my mystical ability to motivate co-workers to do my work?

Or my consummate multi-tasking abilities (I can stand on my head and chew gum at the same time)?

Or how I can coax a Plymouth Acclaim to career on two wheels?

Or about my totally rad fashion sense and brilliant bling?

...Okay…maybe she knows me a little… (silly grin)…